in lieu of my busy schedule and in honor of her birthday, i've decided to do something completely revolutionary. mark today as our first-ever guest post, from a little blonde girl i like to call my sister.

(via instant messenger)

Lauren: hey you want to hear something funny
Kristin: yes
Lauren: do you know who joel flaggart is
Kristin: no
Lauren: oh
Lauren: are you sure?
Lauren: i think he might be a wrestler for OU
Kristin: ummmm
Kristin: i dunno
Kristin: maybe
Lauren: okay well anyways SO he is really hot
Lauren: and he is a really good wrestler
Lauren: he won state last year
Lauren: at the high school level in 189 i think
Lauren: so anyways i am sitting at the top of the stairs
Lauren: and joel is talking to some people at the bottom of the stairs
Lauren: and naturally i looked at him once or twice and he was like glancing up at me so i pretty much crapped my pants
Lauren: so then
Lauren: we are leaving
Lauren: joel had left :(
Lauren: but this guy comes out of no where and goes "hey!!!"
Kristin: this is joel?
Lauren: yes
Lauren: beautiful huh
Kristin: sho
Kristin: keep going
Lauren: okay
Lauren: and i turned around and he says, "hey, one of my friends wanted to talk to you..."
Lauren: so two more guys come out of no where and we started walking down towards the end of the ramp because we were blocking traffic
Lauren: and the guy goes "we were sitting at the bottom of the stairs and my friend goes, 'hey look at that girl sitting at the top of the stairs' ... but he is kind of shy"
Lauren: i was like "uhh"
Lauren: and he goes "you might know him, his name is joel.."
Lauren: i was like "ASDJFIOWJEOIJGIOEWJG"
Lauren: :: craps pants again ::
Kristin: you should try to crap your pants less k thx
Lauren: okay
Lauren: so then JOEL comes around the corner
Lauren: and they were like "omg here he is!"
Lauren: and the music went ERRERRRR
Lauren: and everyone stopped and stared at him
Lauren: and his beauty
Lauren: and the golden halo around him
Kristin: lol
Lauren: and i was like :: CRAPS PANTS ::
Lauren: 5x more
Kristin: (i am going to post this)
Lauren: and he comes up
Lauren: NO
Lauren: okay
Lauren: i guess
Lauren: so then
Lauren: after i was done fainting, i composed myself and picked myself up off the floor
Lauren: brittany was standing next to me whispering "omg omg omg omg omg omg"
Lauren: kacey and lauren were like "omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg YOU GO GIRLFRIENDDDDD"
Lauren: and so HERE I AM
Lauren: standing there in my 5x too big WRESTLING tee-shirt
Lauren: meeting joel flaggert
Lauren: i had it pictured so differently
Lauren: SO THEN, joel's like "what are you guys doing tonight?"
Lauren: the "omgs" from behind increased at this point
Lauren: it might have even been "omfg"
Lauren: i told joel that we didn't know what we were doing, but that we were about to go home and change
Lauren: and he was like "you guys should come hang out with us!"
Lauren: when he talked his neck muscles were like boom boom boom
Lauren: wait maybe like.. *bulge bulge bulge
Lauren: ripple ripple rippe
Lauren: HOWEVER, we already had plans for the evening and we didn't really want to blow our current plans off, so we didn't end up hanging out with them
Kristin: are you in <3?
Lauren: OH YES.
Kristin: are you in <3 with his muscles?
Lauren: yes.

happy 17th birthday little sis!

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steve from adrants interviewed me. go see it on tony's page.