my dearest diet coke,

baby, we need to talk.

this is pretty difficult for me to tell you, so i'm just going to say it.

i've been seeing someone else.

i know you hate it when i make excuses, but sweetie, i just want you to understand why i did it. you see, i signed myself up for this crazy job i'd like to call Rush Princess and i'm pulling all-nighters organizing fall sorority recruitment for OU. i was totally faithful to you for my first three days back at school, but sometime on that third night, i realized that it was going to take more than one calorie and a bangload of caffeine to keep me from drooling on the keyboard.

his name is coke. he's a lot like you, only he keeps me up all night long with that little extra touch of sugar, sugar, and sugar.

baby, i promise once this crazy week is over that i will end this little fling i've been having. no one could ever permanently shatter the bond that lies between us. please, let's put this behind us. we belong together.

goodbye freshman 15 and hello junior sorority rush 25,

kristin

ps. if you're wondering who that hottie over to the right is, and i know you are, her name is melissa and she's my pledge sister here at the U of O. she's been nominated by athlonsports.com as one of the hottest college cheer/pom girls in the nation. and if you go vote for her, i'll love you forever.