weekend scoreboard for kristin leigh
event: greek preview weekend for rush 2003.
position: panhellenic rush executive council member.
number of executive council members checking the visiting freshman girls in: 7
number of freshman girls who attended OU's 2003 greek preview weekend: 1200+
number of mothers of freshman girls who attended OU's 2003 greek preview weekend: 1200++
number of mothers who attended without their daughters: 15
number of mothers who took notes for their daughters while touring each of the sorority houses: 26
number of girls who showed up in expensive designer outfits: 1198
number of girls who showed up dressed almost as casually as i was: 2
number of girls who came from the far corners of texas, despite the fact that they had prom later that day: 50+
number of girls who realize that greek preview weekend counts absolutely nothing towards rush, since we don't even know who they are yet: 0
number of times i was thankful for no longer being a freshman: 394
event: semi-formal held by two OU sororities.
position: party attendee.
number of people who attended: 800
number of less than enthusiastic boyfriends who came with me: 1
number of crappy djs who played vanilla ice not once, but twice: 1
number of other girls wearing my dress: 1
number of people who threw up on the buses: 15
number of people who i actually saw throwing up: 2
number of girls who threw up on their dates: 5
number of dates who then threw up on the girls: 1
number of times shelby was almost vomited on: 3
number of times our bus driver pulled over on the side of the interstate to scream at us: 2
number of times i thanked god for pledging my sorority and not the other sorority hosting the party with us: 432
weekend humor rating: psycho freshman moms + crazy sorority girls + fun party = 8 of 10
weekend grossness rating: nasty girl in my dress + massive amounts of puke = 9 of 10
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