i loved the show ally mcbeal.
as a zany pre-law student, i always felt strangely in tune with the zany pretend lawyer and her zany pretend adventures.
the thing i most appreciated about ally was her constant mental soundtrack. although i'm not entirely certain i could write a movie about my life, and even less entirely certain that it would be very interesting, i could easily compile a soundtrack. there are so many songs forever intertwined with my past years, events, or moments. picking music for The Kristin Show would take but minutes.
in fact..

kristin, in dress-up, runs spastically around the front yard, dives through the sprinklers, and returns to serving the one weekly customer, an elderly neighbor, at her koolaid stand.
"i just called to say i love you" - stevie wonder
"teddy bear picnic" - who knows

enter lauren. needing to once again capture the attention of her parents, kristin begins an era of endless plays, dances, and acrobatic displays in the living room with a captive (literally and figuratively) audience of mom.
"hangin' tough" - new kids on the block
"two of a kind" - garth brooks

the dance studio years, also known as the last time kristin wore spandex in public on a semi-regular basis.
"free your mind" - en vogue
"color me badd" - color me badd (<--from oklahoma!)
"vision of love" - mariah carey

katie, best friend and young savior, introduces kristin to music that does not suck and an obsession is born.
"yesterday" - beatles
"eleanor rigby" - beatles
"strawberry fields forever" - beatles

the junior high years - omitted due to the absolute dorky heights achieved during this time. no one wants to remember these things.

flouncing about the high school parking lot, kristin waves at classmates in car after car of thundering bass.
"country grammar" - nelly
"big pimpin" - jay z
"wanna be a baller" - lil troy

kristin, post-senior year and early college, is perched at her computer examining the wonder that was napster and the equally wondrous music she found there.
"the world has turned and left me here" - weezer
"top of the world" - juliana theory
"bleed american" - jimmy eat world

the ghosts of boyfriends past, in no particular order, and the songs they consequently ruined.
"amazed" - lonestar
"it's your love" - tim mcgraw
"only in dreams" - weezer

and then there was the boyfriend.
"shiver" - coldplay
"holiday" - weezer
"is this it?" - the strokes (<---hahahha just kidding.) :D :D
so there you have it.
right now, i'm completely in love with the new beck cd while still having a secret affair with john mayer. but this scene has yet to be written, so i'm still taking suggestions.
and please keep the new kids teasing to a minimum in the comments. you know that in '91 you were hanging tough too.
jordan forever.
as a zany pre-law student, i always felt strangely in tune with the zany pretend lawyer and her zany pretend adventures.
the thing i most appreciated about ally was her constant mental soundtrack. although i'm not entirely certain i could write a movie about my life, and even less entirely certain that it would be very interesting, i could easily compile a soundtrack. there are so many songs forever intertwined with my past years, events, or moments. picking music for The Kristin Show would take but minutes.
in fact..
Kristin: The Triumphs, The Tragedies, The Pony.
scene one
kristin, in dress-up, runs spastically around the front yard, dives through the sprinklers, and returns to serving the one weekly customer, an elderly neighbor, at her koolaid stand.
soundtrack to scene one
"i just called to say i love you" - stevie wonder
"teddy bear picnic" - who knows
scene two
enter lauren. needing to once again capture the attention of her parents, kristin begins an era of endless plays, dances, and acrobatic displays in the living room with a captive (literally and figuratively) audience of mom.
soundtrack to scene two
"hangin' tough" - new kids on the block
"two of a kind" - garth brooks
scene three
the dance studio years, also known as the last time kristin wore spandex in public on a semi-regular basis.
soundtrack to scene three
"free your mind" - en vogue
"color me badd" - color me badd (<--from oklahoma!)
"vision of love" - mariah carey
scene four
katie, best friend and young savior, introduces kristin to music that does not suck and an obsession is born.
soundtrack to scene four
"yesterday" - beatles
"eleanor rigby" - beatles
"strawberry fields forever" - beatles
scene five
the junior high years - omitted due to the absolute dorky heights achieved during this time. no one wants to remember these things.
scene six
flouncing about the high school parking lot, kristin waves at classmates in car after car of thundering bass.
soundtrack to scene six
"country grammar" - nelly
"big pimpin" - jay z
"wanna be a baller" - lil troy
scene seven
kristin, post-senior year and early college, is perched at her computer examining the wonder that was napster and the equally wondrous music she found there.
soundtrack to scene seven
"the world has turned and left me here" - weezer
"top of the world" - juliana theory
"bleed american" - jimmy eat world
scene eight
the ghosts of boyfriends past, in no particular order, and the songs they consequently ruined.
soundtrack to scene eight
"amazed" - lonestar
"it's your love" - tim mcgraw
"only in dreams" - weezer
scene nine
and then there was the boyfriend.
soundtrack to scene nine
"shiver" - coldplay
"holiday" - weezer
"is this it?" - the strokes (<---hahahha just kidding.) :D :D
so there you have it.
right now, i'm completely in love with the new beck cd while still having a secret affair with john mayer. but this scene has yet to be written, so i'm still taking suggestions.
and please keep the new kids teasing to a minimum in the comments. you know that in '91 you were hanging tough too.
jordan forever.
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